Clearly the government shut down doesn't impact the federal loans lol glad you're still in the office working but you emailing me about student loans ain't about to pay for that wall

How did you break your nose? .. I was trying to get to the bathroom without turning on any lights. I thought I knew where I was in my own room.

Apparently there is a big muggle game today but their players don't even leave the ground and they can only handle one ball in play.. #MuggleBowl

I hope one of the first things that happen at Adam and Eve after the fall was an immediate allergy attack. Thanks guys

Do I have a powerpoint to put together? Yes..But do I also have to support my state and watch the #Thunder game? YES #InRussWeTrust

Oh wow.. I thought Oklahoma only had an NBA team but looks like we also have an NFL team out there tonight #AdamsWithTheTableTopBlock

I want strong sidewalk policies, similar to roads. Then I don't have to play these intense chicken games with everyone

Is #The100 A pretty amazing show? Yes. Has it also increased the amount of post apocalyptic dreams I have? Also yes.

Russ was NOT having it 😂 x.com/BleacherReport…

Some people are runners, and some people are not I am not.

How writing my final paper is going x.com/FunnyViness/st…

"Blood, sweat, and respect. The first two you give the last you earn. Let's go out and earn it...daily" - The Rock

Hitting the road, headed back to OklaHOMEa

When you see someone with your parking garage sticker on the highway, oh you need a lane change? I got you work fam #WeRideOrDie

This will be my first time in 20 years that I will not be attending school...

Lift like The Rock is watching

What deal did Iowa State make with the devil that allows them to beat undefeated teams.. just unreal

The real question is who started #StrangerThings at midnight and is almost to the end of the new season already

The CEO of ESPN should have to sit in a room and only be able to watch this game through their own stream #RoseBowl