Don’t tweet if it isn’t a homer plz

The rude lady from the radio in Scary Movie 2

Doing vape tricks for the Amish

Hell yes, Kid!

My dad watching me hand him the wrong screwdriver

Rest now brother, and I’ll see you in Valhalla.

Even Aliens Fuck with my Shit! First Rapper Played in SPACE NIGGA!

Western Nebraska, just past 168th and Dodge.

The .01 second play in the Big 12 title game against Texas. Nebraska wins that game, and I believe it changes the entire trajectory of Bo Pelini’s tenure, not to mention the entire program.

get on gears of halo theft auto five

April 13, 2016

4.16?????

when I’m on a 7 game losing streak and my duo asks me to hop on

Sell Delap. Sell Neto. Sell Garnacho. Don’t look back.

'Marijuana' is the only English word in which the 'j' is silent.

how it feels to ask the gc who wants to play videogames and get left on read

🧊 MAY 15 Drizzy