@shylapin "Well neither of us said anything about a restaurant! How was I supposed to know what you meant?!"

"Shit, for real? Oh please do Mercury!"

@shylapin "I thought you meant you wanted to... W-Well, eat out..."

"Oh please, I know all about her ears. How about something juicy. Something new."

@shylapin "Yeah, but I'm a girl who has needs. Like being cooled down a bit when I'm asleep. And she's out of town, and those dorm beds are-

@shylapin sooo small..."

"Guys, the nickname Velvet whore was given to me for a reason. I know this shit."

@shylapin "That I want my favorite teammate's help in this!"

@shylapin "Just sleep in the same bed.. That's all."

"Wow, the night bring's out the dirty side of me."

@shylapin "Yes~! Thank you best buddy~!"

"Sun, she lives in the same dorm as me. If I wanted too, I could so corrupt her."

"Which I won't do by the way."

@shylapin "Well then let's go~!" She took the bun's hand and guided her towards their room.

"One or two fuck fests does not corrupt someone."

"Hey! I'm the only one on my team who doesn't get hard from looking at her! ...Dick."

"Your teammates are also gay! And I don't get wet either! Not to mention I have a fucking minigun. I think I can protect her better."

Huge ass air quotes. "Attractive"

"Uh huh... Suuure..."

"Look, just make sure she gets a good night's sleep and I'll retract my hate filled thoughts about you all. Also, I'm gonna sleep before-