good morning

watching bottoms again if you even care

I hate when this happens at the #meetandgreet, I think they were fans of Nymphia Wind 妮妃雅瘋 🤣

staring at the blank page before you open up the dirty window let the sun illuminate the words that you cannot find reaching for something in the distance so close you can almost taste it release your inhibitions feel the rain on your skin

made eye contact in the office bathroom mirror while washing my hands as the man went straight to the door from the urinal so then he pivots to the sink and said “guess we’re still doing all that even after covid haha”

damn what did he do?

sorry i can’t respond to all of the thousands of DMs i’m getting but dont worry guys i dont live in brazil you’ll still get to see me every single day ❤️

just ran a red light

that’s a bug

didn’t go out last night

still thinking about going to a play the other day with a friend and the bartender turning that little ipad around to show our two drinks cost $73

espresso was right there don’t piss me off

question for people trying to say English Teacher is just trying to copy Abbott Elementary: are you stupid?

someone just liked a thirst trap tweet of mine from four years ago

new crush has 200 instagram followers, no mutuals, and has no idea what hawk tuah means

deleting tweets? oh you mean trimming my internet bush?

leaves are falling all over my yard

now watching black swan for the first time