it’s time for my semi-annual reminder that MINT CHIP ICE CREAM IS THE SUPERIOR FLAVOR

just put a hashbrown casserole in the oven for a friend’s pride brunch later

“the devil is smiling at all his conquests” new insult of the year just dropped

i met no less than 23 different kyle’s last weekend what’s the deal with that

just walked in on a straight guy taking a mirror pic in the office bathroom and he dropped his phone and ran into a stall

what does it mean when a hot straight guy is only friends with other hot straight guys

get to see my bf tonight after not seeing him once during pride month

we come to this place to feel absolutely fucking defeated every single time

just realized everything really does happen for a reason

last week a recruiter messaged ME to chat about a job, the call went really well and she URGED me to apply and interview. today she replied to my interview setup email with “actually this role has been filled”

wait maybe i will go see that dinosaur movie..

ed sheeran has the most streamed song of all time on apple music so i blocked morgan wallen

to whom it may concern: i have started game of thrones for the first time

everything i’ve learned about love island has been against my will

this reply ?!????

my mom sued me once :)