I'm hoping I fight a clown tonight

Tyreek Hill is so fast. He makes fast people look not fast.

Game Manager Alex Smith: Wear your seatbelt while driving. Gunslinger Alex Smith: Hold my beer.

I'll be honest Rusty's is LIT

I absolutely love getting my grandma fired up at Christmas

Can't beat the view instagram.com/p/BOgQSN_guw5/

There is a Bomb Threat at Highland Ridge Apartments and I'm eating Cozy Inn cheeseburgers #2017goalsnot

#winterquotes I need a water fountain to quench my thirst

I feel like the worm at the bottom of a tequila bottle

Girls, if you found a suitcase full of money, and your phone # was the amount that you found, how much would you have? DM me your answer 😂😎

And yet another dumb Superbowl halftime show

"Mucho gracias .....wee wee" #dallaswinterquotes

We could be more productive on a Friday #butwhy Jake Reifschneider

I got three words.........Fuck Johnny Kaws

"No man would ever say I do being sober" Jim Weller

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