My body don’t jiggle jiggle, it folds. Manboob earthquake detector activated.

I am big on consent. Consent is sexy. But finding a way to tip the bartender at the Alaska lounge when they aren’t supposed to is my new kink. Sorry :(

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*David Attenborough voice*: “Here we observe the drone in its pupal form ready to molt into many lines of code to prove it’s worth”

Good night, and good luck Twitter youtu.be/BXqPNlng6uI

This is actually pretty quick turnaround for Amazon Legal signing off on the trouble ticket to determine whether this would give up an Amazon competitive advantage

This news story is click bait. A real shocker.

Timely: youtu.be/Fpu5a0Bl8eY

Maybe the Beyond Meat folks are taking things a bit too far here? nature.com/articles/d4158…

What is the equivalent of kegels exercises for your tongue and jaw muscles?

The first thing that comes to mind when I see this logo is not motocross racing but I guess changing the plugs is motocross adjacent.

Finally watched the D&D movie and I loved every obvious shout out to the world and also how it was done naturally (assuming the listener didn’t need all the context)

Strongly recommend avoiding Eco Mobile Detailing - they fucked up my friends car and refuse to take any responsibility (or even take a phone call). Super unprofessional. yelp.com/biz/eco-mobile…

Darling Nikki or Cream for karaoke Nothing Compares 2 U for wallowing When Doves Cry for fuck you to the no Purple Rain rule

What if the Netflix Slam had an erotic popcorn bucket?

About to go see Dune 2. Normally I wouldn’t want to see an almost 3 hour movie in the theatre due to needing at least one pee break but in this case I can just pee myself and pretend I’m a Fremen.

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