. . Mhm. Well, you should really put a passcode on your phone then. A lot of people were really scared, you know.

Oh, it’s not me you should apologize to — But I’m glad everything’s alright.

Then I guess I won’t forgive you.

Yeah, I’m sure you do. Well, if everything’s actually okay then, I suppose I won’t take up any more of your time! I’m sure you’re plenty busy, you know, chasing your phone around.

. . Gosh, I’ve really rubbed you the wrong way, haven’t I? I was only poking fun. Do you need me to go have a stern talk with him? I can be very persuasive!

:) !! Oh, this should be fun.

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Oh. Hm. This is starting to sound like a trap.

Oh . . right, well, I guess that’s one way to break the news. Be careful though, okay? People are going to start whispering.

Yeah, I guess you’re right. But what about internally? I know they’d be smart enough not to say it in front of you, but — . Well, in any case, I’m sure it can’t be helped, right?

I never liked that ending either. More love streaming out the wrong way, and I don’t want to be the kind that says the wrong way. But it doesn’t work, these erasures, this constant refolding of the pleats.

well, that sorta all depends . . do you have something you’d like to say to me ? 😌

it’s rude to keep someone waiting . tell me tell me tell me 😊

it’s always ‘me? gongaga’ but never ‘us? gongaga’ 😔

i can bark if you need me to