cloudflare engineers right now

Is anyone else having horrible issues with their AT&T service? I can’t find anything about it being down, and this is exactly what happened when it went down last time ….

Hey AT&T when is the outage in Orlando going to be fixed?

Wait a damn minute

Mom having a breakdown over a fecal crime scene and Dad just in the kitchen like… 😂🤣💩

“So you’re 4 years old?” “Yes Dave.” “And you asked for a dinosaur monster truck?” “Yes Dave.” “And you were a little asshole all year?” “Yes Dave.” “And you got the dinosaur monster truck anyways?” “Yes Dave.”

I laid down and heard paper tearing open.

We need to make sure that people who ARE doing the right thing, not being fraudulent, don’t lose funding because these people took advantage of the system. It is not hard to make reporting more strict, transparent, and accurate.

Bill Nye is short for William New Year’s Eve

The Pop-Tarts Bowl seeing they can incorporate mythical creatures next year

This is so important to me. If you don’t get anxiety about this stuff, you won’t understand. But as a leader, it’s so kind and helps so much. Also make it a habit to call employees just to build the relationship.

Getting dragged on Irish Reddit for asking a question as an American… did not expect this lolol

Genealogy freaks me out. 200 some odd years ago, the guy looks exactly like my dad and is VOCAL about his dads life lesson “do the right thing by others” Exactly like my dad. He had no idea.

Indianapolis fire department roasting this dad harder than he tried to roast his children

A Brazilian farmer playfully calls out each cow’s name from his notebook, and the cows answer with distinct moos proof that daily routines have taught them to recognize their names.

Just woke up the almost 1yo for that recovery. Beautiful. #SuperBowlLX

An absolute hero.

Wow. Accurate.