i’ve been crying laughing at this for 5 minutes

10 y.o. me making cuts before victory road:

im so fucking tired of this wave of “feminism” that thinks its subverting patriarchal values but its still centering itself around men and male approval like please god get a new personality

how it feels to receive a voicemail

Why you think Nigga Gaming is called Nigga Gaming? Cause nigga was GAMING

I was never taught about sparkler egg I was never taught about sparkler egg Let me repeat that - we never pierced an egg with a sparkler stick But I know how to perform all the Nutella tricks

FORGED FROM THE MOLTEN PLASTIC OF SHINDONG CHINA

Lost at rock paper scissors to an opponent wearing a shirt with a pair of scissors on it inside the scissors building

White people be like I just bought an electric bagel slicer with a built in microphone and surveillance camera

this girl has the dumbest wishes known to mankind.

They'd rather die than talk to a conservative girl

this video got me in a chokehold

game freak deciding what their first steel/fairy pokemon should be:

It’s like seeing modern day Socrates and Plato

Japanese people larping as Mexican people larping as black people who may or may not have been larping as Mexican people

14 y/o me was on some demon timing

White shirt black shorts is group leader Tall kid in white shirt gray shorts is closest to group leader Blue shirt gray shorts kid is token brown friend Shortest kid is group jester

White people when the joint got Apple Fritters