*muffled cackling*

...........*bites her hand to keep from making noise as she laughs harder*

*radios command* Send in a shuttle. We're done here.

-stares at her assortment of virus programs- Hmm... But what if I made a worm? ...-typetypetypetype-

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK YOU SEMICOLONS -typetypetypetypetype-

-debugging like a champ-

-takes a break from programming and picks up her cello- youtu.be/Fb9WJMxmBFU

#Icantdateyouif you don't have a great ass.

-suddenly gets a strange feeling in her gut- ...Ehh. Probably all those cheetos and energy drinks. -continues programming-

-takes a break from programming to munch on some popcorn- -munchmunchmunch-

-is suddenly jealous- -not sure of what, or why- :|

-decides she'll make a bacon sundae to alleviate this jealousy- -yes good plan-

Pfft Cerberus more like Sexy...berus. It needs work, I'll admit.

-sudden overwhelming wave of random jealousy- >:|

-butt scratch-

-makes herself a sandwich-

-nearly skids into Leta Weyland's office, mysteriously wearing only one sock- Heeeey you.

Mmm, finally I get a break. I'm going to celebrate with booze and steak.

Why aren't there any parties around here. There should be parties. Or team building exercises. Let's build a tower of straws, guys.

*sends nude selfies to Rahna Siluet*