"𝕮𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖊 𝕴'𝖒 𝖆 𝕲𝖆𝖒𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖓' 𝕭𝖔𝖔𝖌𝖎𝖊 𝖒𝖆𝖓" • Rude and Angry Croc Boss • Ships with Chem 💚🖤 • TW: Drug Use, Strong Language 🔞 • The Bad Guy 😈 • 11 Yr Experience 🔥 "𝕬𝖑𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖍 𝕴 𝖉𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖞 𝖋𝖆𝖎𝖗"

ᴠʀɪꜱᴋᴀ: ɪɴ ꜰᴀᴄᴛ, ᴡᴇ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴛᴏ "ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ" ɪᴛ. ᴠʀɪꜱᴋᴀ: ɴᴏ8ᴏᴅʏ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ ᴀ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ. ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴡʜᴀᴛ 8ᴀᴅ ɢᴜʏꜱ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ. (ɴᴏɴ-ᴄᴀɴᴏɴ/ʜᴄ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ ᴏꜰ ᴠʀɪꜱᴋᴀ ꜱᴇʀᴋᴇᴛ. ) #HSRP - #MVRP

★: PLEASE IM BEGGING

★: please they're so bad they dont count and he barely wtite for it

★: theyre dubiously canon

u)(m? w)(at just )(apprawned?

38|

t)(ey cant kelp being old and crusty

38/ )(e doesnt know...

don't tell )(im )(e may naut )(andeel it w)(ale

w)(at if t)(ey )(old )(ands and it gets worse?

Glub!!

W)(y did i wake up tuna "submissive and breedable"?

Im babye

[Big yawn followed by glubbing]

w)(at If I beclam a conc)(spiracy t)(eorist?

T)(e tides arent caused by t)(e moons t)(e water is just breat)(ing

glub

I )(ave reelmembered tuna exist !