"Anyone seen Ash or Red? I need a word with them. And that word is Chuuu!"

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Alright then, Ronnie Reygan 🍉. Off comes the shirt and visor, back on goes the hat. "..." Fortunately you don't need to be talkative to be-

Sapphire @RibbonsAndCum //I WAS going to put a picture of boxing gloves here, but somehow I feel this is more appropriate. Time to be the man in the relationship. Now to find someone who can translate exactly WHAT is on that clipboard. Your guesses what it might be?

"And so a valuable lesson was learned that day. Just because you defeat someone's Pokémon, doesn't mean they don't have a trick up their rolled-up sleeves. Also, lending a girl your coat and it ending up in her bedroom can lead to misunderstandings."

What to get people for Christmas... Perhaps Red will find this tool to be useful. So hard to keep track of people these days.

"Great to see you again, Ruby." Hopefully he didn't walk in on him sniffing his sheets. Most people just broke into the laundry room for that. Ahhhh, wait. His security forces still were instructed to put toys in his bedroom, weren't they? Really needed to update those orders.

"If you want to feel the sun on you, there is no need to go to the tropics. Just climb the highest mountain you can find. It may be a little chilly, but the view is almost divine."

"I was told I could wear either my rings or sunscreen. I don't know yet if I really made the right decisions."

//I do wish there was such a following for accounts that treat people with darker complexions as being nothing more than hairless gorillas in the interests of lewdness. Just seeing it usually makes me back up a couple yards.

//Accursed spellcheck, movingn wasn't to was. Or I assume that is what happened.

//Anyone know how to handle this? I followed the link, pressed every necessary button, but still no change.

"I'll give them this. Alola has some of the cleanest bathrooms I've ever found outside of a home." Though he did pay to get to the front of the line. Couple dozen guys had tickets and were waiting to use it. "I'm holding the door for you. Sneak in for a quick turn to unload."

//Perhaps too wordy. Probably shouldn't have kept the last two sentences. Just an invitation for all of you to have a go.