His love services are OPENED 24/7 for Michelle. x.com/mxchellejones/…

Hrghghgh—he's so /close/ to giving in. ... ... Fine—just this /once/. Only because the **** *** card was pulled. x.com/parkeriisms/st…

He can never say no to an invitation from Michelle! x.com/mxchellejones/…

CHOKES ON AIR— x.com/mxchellejones/…

He's defeated—but hey, he'll never pass a chance for a kiss. His fingers are delicately carding through Peter's brunette curls. x.com/parkeriisms/st…

John Mulaney is taking over this household. x.com/parkeriisms/st…

He's dating a PSYCHOPATH. x.com/parkeriisms/st…

In that case, catch me in HELL. x.com/parkeriisms/st…

Wrong, bitch. I'm Satan himself. I LIVE there. x.com/parkeriisms/st…

Comes home from his business trip /extremely/ exhausted, so he just... Collapses on the couch—still wearing his suit—not before spotting 𝙥𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙧.' hoodie and snuggling it.

Wholesome, sometimes. x.com/mxchellejones/…

Tired hugs from this boy! x.com/parkeriisms/st…

After a full week of begrudgingly sleeping over at Oscorp, he's finally back at home with his two loves, 𝙥𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙧. and 𝙀𝙢.. He can't be any ( /happier/ ). Also, it's too late now and he knows they're both asleep so he slips in between them on the bed.