FUTURE | This IDIOT Hoarded the WRONG Resource During the Resource Wars

I have an idea. To show our appreciation for the NHS, wouldn't it be nice to all join together on our doorsteps to make some noise and show support? I suggest that on Thursday at 8pm we should open our front doors and make the biggest racket we can! #ClapForOurCarers

PROPERTY | Dick and Dom’s Iconic Bungalow Is up for Sale

Delighted to have been invited back to Whitstable to deliver a guest lecture on the subject of Public Protection Orders. Fond memories of the place, and so little has changed!

HarvesterStallone Mr Macho Das Rumpen Pumpen Andy Churnwell's Poppy Day Extravaganza Inside the Mind of Bobby Davro Churnwell's Christmas Capers Churnwell Abroad Frotting on the Avon and Kent Canal Andy Churnwell's Sauciest Moments The list of quality programmes is endless.

My Guardian long-form piece on just how impressed I have been by early Starmer.

COMEDY | MI5 Is Set to Release the Latest Edition of It's Annual Blooper Reel

WARNING!!! We are not easily impressed!!!

Andy @Churnwell swings by to greet the new neighbours and give them a couple of pointers on where to park

Great listening to Times Radio just now, with Chorley really quite ruthless interviewing Paul Chuckle on the future of British aircraft carriers.

🚨 IN PICTURES: Theresa May wows holiday-goers in raunchy new holiday snaps

My son's gaming console has some real gems, but recently I've been most thoroughly enjoying Starmdew Valley.