Lucrezia The Great (@celinasummers) 's Twitter Profile
Lucrezia The Great

@celinasummers

Renaissance lady with great magic and political pawn for my family, sired by a sworn celibate. #Irony is rampant. If you want my author, DM her. #GBO

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Here is an unreported fact: More than a dozen Secret Service agents are aware of Donald Trump's medical condition and mini-strokes.

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If the Big Ten isn't capable of starting football with the rest of the conferences who agreed to attempt a football season, they shouldn't be allowed to play at all. Waffling on the decision they made a couple of weeks ago makes it only too clear what their priorities are. $$$$

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It feels like fall here today. I guess the Almighty figured he owed me after five straight days of 105-108-108-109-105 in DFW. I'll call it even if I get a day or two of snow flurries. Just sayin', big guy. Its an easy way to make it up to me.

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I really hope the asshole who dropped his suitcase on my shoulder last night on the plane woke up with systemic poison ivy on his balls.

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Someone in the Vikings' organization should give Kirk Cousins a pat on the back for wearing a mask out of respect to other people. That's what the masks should represent to folks. But someone else should whoop his ass for this: nypost.com/2020/09/02/kir… via New York Post Sports

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Unfortunately, you are correct. Damn shame that this level of entitled bullshit isn't a capital offense. Still--she should be impeached, be ineligible to ever hold public office again, and lose all her benefits like a SS detail or travel expenses or her pension. Immediately.

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This election is basically about the VPs. Dear God, please don't force me to have to watch the dumb and dumber presidential debate.

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Great. New problem. New referral to new surgeon. Life is just grand. And WHERE THE HELL IS SATAN DAMNIT? #tWEETINGafterPainShot

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Okay, dumbasses. Marie Antoinette NEVER SAID "LET THEM EAT CAKE". What was SAID was "Qu'ils mangent de la brioche", which translates loosely to "Let them eat bread." There are no contemporary sources linking Marie Antoinette to the phrase at all. So this is all bullshit.

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Celina would have loved all of the sentiments. She vherished her time with everyone, and I'm glad she had so many that she could call friends. She loved you all.