You were correct

it’s lovely when my married / engaged friends invite me over for a home cooked meal, in a little orphan annie sense

ustedes tienen que empezar a ser más normales con todo respeto

How I feel when I double-tap my AirPods to skip a song

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it

I passionately need money

i love being in bed like yeah everything is terrible but at least i’m in bed

I’m in an airport and the guy next to me has been watching videos with NO HEADPHONES. It’s so annoying. I finally took out my phone and started doing the same. But I made sure to slowly increase my volume over his. He looked over at me like he was super annoyed. And then turned

la entiendo :(

Mi mamá siempre me dijo: "Trabaja hasta q tu cuenta de banco se vea como un número telefónico". Lo logré!! Cuenta de banco: $ 9.11

yea she's not third cus she's the first

Not only survive Id thrive

Vampires are now using this trend to pretend they’re mortals.

amor paga mi entierro con mis aros del shein de 0,50 cents q m morí en una ciudad perdida de botellón

when I tell you I couldn’t sleep for like a week

I ask for Coke and they tell me they don’t have any

Being someone’s boss is so weird. My one & only direct report just asked me if she could leave early and I’m like uh yeah??? Idgaf bro do what you want just lmk

You're trying to tell me something important but I'm on a spinning chair