Actually, never mind, you can steal just a little love

I love seeing the sunlight shimmer on my crown. *loud crash on the ground* Oh no, have I dropped it again?

I cozy up next to an eternal solar flare, is that adequate?

I would greatly enjoy a hug.

A happy day for a happy princess!

Fatigue slowly grows upon me, but the shackles will break, and I will once again glow with a beautiful radiance.

You think brushing your mane is hard, consider having one that consistently moves and waves.

Going for a stride with cake stuck in my mind

My reign will last forever!

What is the point of being the monarchy if I have to fetch such things myself?

You did WHAT with the Alicorn Amulet?

#cryptocrash Us Equestrian creatures hope for an immediate fall of Bitcoin prices to zero, thank you.

Please remember to wear a well-fitting N95 mask to prevent the spread of COVID-19.

It is fine! I had to instate centralized economic planning anywho after discord transmutated half the continent and made it rain chocolate. This is a simple task to resolve for our planning mares.

HELP, MY ROYAL CANTERLOCK IS STUCK. HOW DO I MAKE THE LETTERS SMALL AGAIN?

My favorite soup is primordial soup.

*coughs loudly* Oh mother my! I rested far too long haven't I...

Celestia is inclined to politics, just not for poverty of philosophy. Maybe Twilight Sparkle was correct, get a book.

Back again, hoof in jar, looking for a bite. A chip of chocolate falling upon the floor. I will not get it stuck again, I promise.