Haven't watched the #Oscars on the DVR yet. Did I miss anything?

It's not just me, right?

How did we arrive at the point where so many products are sold in these packages of welded plastic with the strength of triple steel and require acetylene torches to open?

There's two things I really like about hot and sour soup. One is that it's hot. But I'm blanking on the other one...

Me: not sure there could be a more annoying series of commercials than Liberty Mutual Seat Geek: hold my beer

Oh no! I forgot to like and subscribe.

Twitter asking me, "Want to share with a smaller crowd?" Umm... Twitter knows my follower count. A smaller crowd is all I have. #TwitterCircles

I hope the fourth day of the month of May is with you today.

Would the fifth wall be the floor or the ceiling?

All C-3PO ever wanted to do was help. He'd say, "I believe this is dangerous!" And they'd all be like, "Would someone melt him down for scrap already?!?"

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? Me neither! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Just tossing this out there: put the recipe right at the top, then have a "Jump to Story" button.

Me when I realized that the song All That Jazz isn't from the musical All That Jazz.

bbl

youtu.be/3t8VYqbN5sQ #FANEXPODallas #hobbits #whatstatersprecious

idk

smh

Cleanse that feed... youtube.com/watch?v=Fe1sVV…

I think this is my favorite #JamesWebb imagery so far