just made out with my falafel pita on the F train and it was so bad that a man commented on it

with the crazy changes in weather/ temperature, you know everyone gonna get sick in the next 2 weeks...I'm calling it now

nothing tells me a person's sexuality more than their Spotify wrapped

do you ever look at people with headphones on and think "are they listening to SOS too?" bc me all time, everywhere I go 🥹 SZA

vegan cheese? never again.

today's a ctrl album type of day

not the N being stuck in between stations for 10+ minutes...will I ever make it to work??? will I ever see the the sun again??? we may never know 😩

christmas music playing at starbucks rn is throwing me completely off #HappyMonday

Making buses free will make them safer, faster and universally accessible—all while providing relief to working-class NYers. That’s why it’s a key part of our plan to #FixTheMTA. And it’s within reach—go to fixthemta.org/support and ask your state rep to support the package

SUV drivers killed four New Yorkers — including a 7-year-old girl in Astoria as she crossed the street — this weekend. Mayor Eric Adams can and must take action today to protect pedestrians by requiring NYC DOT to daylight ALL intersections. Here's what daylighting does:

my boss told me he hated Everything Everywhere so...should I quit?????

who put a spoon under their pillow and wore their pajamas inside out last night??? #iykyk

"My first movie was with Clark Gable, but in those days the leading role was played by these guys with their eyes taped like this, and the producer said 'the Asians are not good enough, and they're not box office.' But look at us now!" —James Hong during EEAAO's SAG speech

Non-native English Speakers, what’s a word from your language that you think is perfect that doesn’t have an English equivalent? Take us to church.

not me accidentally hearing "these brakes are horrible" from the subway intercom...MTA

Friends! Important! I just wrote a Action Network letter: Support the "Fix the MTA" Package . Write one here: fixthemta.org/support?source…

UGH! According to ciaooo! "The NYPL is facing a $52.7 million budget cut . . . On the other hand, the NYPD had their budget increased by $366 million." Tell NYC Mayor's Office Adrienne Adams New York City Council to #InvestInLibraries. on.nypl.org/speakout2023tw

lol I swear I'm not a bot...I just don't use Twitter nowadays unless it's to complain about the MTA or for advocacy about NYC. All disrespect to Mr. Musk tbh

whoever is driving this Brooklyn bound W train rn I love your energy and your singing this is HILARIOUS MTA

I unlocked $39 Rush tickets for Fat Ham on Broadway on TodayTix! todaytix.com/NYC/shows/2714…