Being bilingual is so tea

I can't wait to hear "can i see your passport and boarding pass"

Whew

I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽

Working out is like having a second job

Btw you have every right to call me out as a friend if you don't feel loved or cared for by me, it's not entitlement, I owe it to you, that's what I signed up for when we started our friendship.

Oh I must have them

"you're so boring" no vex, i no wan enter talking stage by mistake again 😂

Sometimes you have to make your Zimbabwean baby father famous for being a deadbeat. LUKE TOWANDA PHILLIP MUHUMBA

Traumatic xxx

I’ve just been sent boots by a Balon D’or winner. are you MAD

I don’t understand men at all like it is so easy to just leave women alone????????

I don’t expect you to be man of the match every week, but what I expect from you every week is the deezayah

I started negotiating a rest day with myself but I made it out 🙏🏽

thank God for the unlimited chances to become a better person

There’s something to pay for every day I’m tired 😭

As a woman, it’s risky business when switching your purses. You could be leaving a whole other life in a bag & forget😭😭😭

I do whatever my girl tell me to

Some people need to download whatever it is and spare us 🙏🏽