They need to fight I’m sorry

All I did over spring break was eat hot chips and lie [in bed]

Dropping hints?? All I gotta say is Taylor Swift couldn’t have done it without Lemony Snicket paving the way

Oh no I just realized the raucously ironic fact that yesterday I put a Karl Marx bust on my Amazon wishlist

As we approach the Oscars I would like to take this time to recognize some of the films that should have (imo) been up for awards but were not

I would take a bullet for Ke Huy Quan #Oscars

#Oscars texts with mom

i want greta gerwig to direct her movie next

A coworker showed this to me today & said, “I think this is totally your vibe”

Just watched “Beau is Afraid” with my parents. Don’t make the same mistake I did.

I look in the mirror & this is what I see staring back at me

Yeah, what Marty said

We NEED a wes anderson film or short about this bear

Who decided that humans aren’t supposed to hibernate and can we revisit that question