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Chris Durkin

@cdurkin1

Very much happily retired and family guy. My views are my own, so F-off if you don’t agree!

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calendar_today18-01-2011 15:13:46

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Join William Newman, Industry Executive Advisor for Automotive at SAP America, at the Reuters "Car of the Future" Summit on June 14-15! Register here: bit.ly/3yLFLvC See the full lineup of events: bit.ly/2TsGn9h #ReutersEventsAutomotive bit.ly/3v7aMaq

Join William Newman, Industry Executive Advisor for Automotive at SAP America, at the Reuters "Car of the Future" Summit on June 14-15! Register here: bit.ly/3yLFLvC See the full lineup of events: bit.ly/2TsGn9h #ReutersEventsAutomotive bit.ly/3v7aMaq
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NFC and AFC Championship game previews take a back seat to the GOAT. Leave it to Tom Brady to announce his retirement on one of the best weekends of the NFL. I’m watching SportsCenter and the first quarter hour+ is all Brady. Classic Narcissism!

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Just watched an E60 documentary on ESPN titled “The Survivor” - A story about Shaul Ladany who survived the Holocaust only to be right in the middle of the ‘72 Olympics in Munich as a Jewish athlete. An incredible life story and watch!

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Putin’s response to the ISIS attack was that they were headed to Ukraine after the attack. If you were wondering, the shortest route between Moscow and Ukraine is 615 miles & 15 hours driving and ISIS does not operate out of Ukraine. How full of s^!* is this guy! Prayers4Victims

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So breakdancing is the new sport at the Summer Olympics in Paris. And in LA at the 2028 Olympics, Cricket, Flag Football, Lacrosse and Squash are added. Is Pickleball next? Maybe ballroom dancing? Spare me please!

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If you choose to own guns and make them accessible to your children OR are stupid enough to buy your children their own gun, your fate will be similar to Colin Gray. Just substitute your photo for this one!

If you choose to own guns and make them accessible to your children OR are stupid enough to buy your children their own gun, your fate will be similar to Colin Gray. Just substitute your photo for this one!
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Note to any company spending their marketing money on TV advertising. I will review your planned commercial and only charge you $20 if it sux. Based upon what I see these days, I should be a millionaire in 2 years! #HaveAClue

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I just voted and after watching an episode of The West Wing for the 20th+ time, I really wish Jed Bartlett was one of my options. But that’s just me!

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Trying to decide between the 2025 Ford Mustang GTD at $325K with a 5.2-liter supercharged V8 producing 800 horsepower OR a 2025 Corvette ZR1 at $150K with a 5.5-liter twin turbo V8 producing 1,064 horsepower. Yup not a tough choice at all!

Trying to decide between the 2025 Ford Mustang GTD at $325K with a 5.2-liter supercharged V8 producing 800 horsepower OR a 2025 Corvette ZR1 at $150K with a 5.5-liter twin turbo V8 producing 1,064 horsepower.  Yup not a tough choice at all!
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I have nowhere to vent so I’ll use this platform. F the Giants for winning today. Go and celebrate an absolutely useless win today. You did nothing but screw the team for another 5+ years by not getting the number 1 draft pick. If this isn’t typical Giants, I don’t know what is!

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Not surprised that AJ Brown of the Philly Eagles was reading a book on the sidelines in the middle of a game, and a Wild Card game at that. He is another in a long line of WR Diva’s in the NFL who grab attention for themselves no matter the visual it portrays for them & the team.

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For the first time in my life, I am playing a prop bet in the Super Bowl. I am betting that the Chiefs get more questionable calls in their favor than the Eagles. That’s as much of a slam dunk winner than any bet currently on the board in Vegas. Take it to the bank💰😉

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Congrats Joe Schoen for what is arguably the best draft the NY Giants have had in years. Still lots of work to do to get back to respectability but this was a HUGE step. Makes the Dave Gettleman era a distant memory(POS).

Congrats Joe Schoen for what is arguably the best draft the NY Giants have had in years. Still lots of work to do to get back to respectability but this was a HUGE step. Makes the Dave Gettleman era a distant memory(POS).
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I call on every team in the NFL who plays the Falcons this season to run up the score as much as possible in response to one of their coaches ahole sons pranking Shedeur during the draft. Since they will likely suck this year anyway, this shouldn’t be very difficult.

I call on every team in the NFL who plays the Falcons this season to run up the score as much as possible in response to one of their coaches ahole sons pranking Shedeur during the draft. Since they will likely suck this year anyway, this shouldn’t be very difficult.
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Watched the winner of last week’s PGA Tournament in an interview with his 1 yr old son named Bear. Does anyone else think that boy might face some challenges in school with other kids? U want to be unique when naming your kid, understand the ramifications they “may” face in life!

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Watch this and tell me this guy is not your favorite PGA golfer. This video after he won the British Open in 2019. I really need to go to Ireland someday!

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I know I eat fast but I am pretty sure I can finish dinner before Patrick Cantlay takes his shot after addressing the ball. You’d think a professional golfer with years of experience could have a pace of play that is somewhat close to his peers. Just ridiculous!

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How many years of life do the conference championships in college football have? And when Tulane and James Madison get embarrassed in the college playoffs, how long before selection criteria changes? Have the best 12 teams all with the same selection criteria. It’s not difficult!

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Thank you College Football Playoff Committee - The 3 hours I spent watching Ole Miss absolutely destroy Tulane was great television. I’m sure Notre Dame wouldn’t have done much better - Aholes!