god didn’t make jaws

POV your husband just got shot in the fucking neck

sinning extra hard tonight so i don’t get raptured tomorrow. too many movies i gotta see. they’re doin avatar again

one of my airpods died now im listening to straight garfunkel

They found a Pennywise in my town but I don’t have kids so I’m not really sweating it

Sometimes the pencil led that’s been stuck in my arm since elementary school tells me to do bad things

Why go to church with no priest

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Ben the chimpanzee from Primate has just arrived to the #Oscars, killing six people

Sometimes you look up from your phone and realize that the highway you’re driving on is quite beautiful

Dr. Robby: You’re not fit to work in my ED!! Minion Kevin: dooga bo bah nah noooooo

Go to the gym? Eat healthier food? But my hero Indiana Jones was never shown doing either of those two things onscreen