EB (Derogatory, Respectfully) They should throw a couple massage chairs in there and let the goth barista’s rub my back for a nominal fee

American Empire

This is the greatest account ever

Dov Kleiman Sorry pops but

"with your credit card? you deposited into draftkings with your credit card?"

this is one of my favorite photos from the apollo moon missions

Use the timer on the camera

Waking up and immediately consuming every slop app on my phone before forming a single thought

Blacked out on beer

Cool rig I got to see 👍🏻

Four days of the sun setting at 4:30pm and I am already fighting the urge to accept alcoholism’s warm embrace

Goodbye unemployment, found a job

Smoking a cigarette in a dead Pennsylvania town is a vibe

Watching the labor market collapse while already being unemployed

Nobody: People who moved to Dallas: bro you have to visit me. It’s so sick man. We have to drive everywhere but it’s sick. We have great bbq but you have wait like 2 hours for it. It’s so sick. The bars are basically all the same. It’s sick. I’m buying you a ticket. It sucks.

Would girls even hit that 6am Pilates class if they couldn’t post about it? #shrink