Oh Delta you will always be that bitch

Homeowner waits until construction job is nearly finished, then calls ICE on 6 workers she allegedly owes $10,000 to, she even helps agents detain them.

A vasectomy on Opening Day!

Houston, we’ve got a scoring problem.

A lion would never drive under the influence, but a Tiger Wood.

See you in 2027, H-Town.

This is a remake, not that it looks bad but go watch the Robert De Niro and Nick Nolte version, also directed by Scorsese.

On a losing streak? Yeah… we fixed that 🧢 The Bandwagon Fitted™ lets you switch teams instantly—so you’re always on the winning side 🏆 Coming soon to a Lids near you 👀

watching my dumbass nephew struggle to find an easter egg that’s literally in the bush he’s looking at

WOW: Tulsa, Oklahoma reveals the state’s first-ever musical road on historic Route 66, and when you cruise across the Southwest Boulevard Bridge at exactly 35 mph, your tires play Woody Guthrie’s “This Land Is Your Land” through the pavement.

Kevin Durant to Dillon Brooks “My worst season is better than your best” KD immediately dropped Brooks after 🥶

Stefon Diggs listening to Mike Vrabel coach him up on managing side chicks

Unpopular opinion: Major sports teams in the same city should adopt the same color scheme because it's objectively way better than not

‘MAUL - SHADOW LORD’ includes a “pulpy paint brush stroke” animation style throughout the series. “We went back to old school ways of producing things like oil on canvas and matte paintings... we actually did physical paint brush strokes on glass panes.”

WOAH WAIT SAM’S SCREAMS ARE PART OF THE LIGHTSABER SOUND DESIGN HOLYYYY 🤯🤯🤯

Silver Boot Series of City Connects isn’t very competitive

“James Harden doesn’t get enough credit for birthing this generation. All these moves we see, the first person I saw do these moves in the summertime was James Harden.” - Kevin Garnett on Harden

The Dallas #Cowboys are +2200 to win the Super Bowl this year. For those of you who don’t understand how sports betting works, it means if you put $100 on them, you’d be losing $100.

Oceans 15 where they all get jobs in the NBA to pull off the Luka Donic trade.