I’ll still believe the next Black girl. And the one after that and the one after that and the one after that and

why does he hold it like he’s about to try to make a call with it?

one ticket for one ticket oppenheimer for barbie

We gotta go back to studios being run by folks like Robert Evans—products of show business and true movie lovers who will eventually be busted for trafficking cocaine.

shit like this is why

Oppenheimer is actually a movie about how there’s no greater emotional terrorist and no bigger slut than a 5’8 white man with blue eyes.

Josh Hartnett? Still hot.

The Beef indeed. #YesChef

If you like goofy Ryan Gosling (like he is in Barbie), watch The Good Guys. Perfect double feature for Gosling fans.

Guy who’s mad at the Barbie movie:

My biggest takeaway from Barbie is that Alexandra Shipp is going to be a really big star.

Barbie is white women's Black Panther.

Barbie — 8/10 Oppenheimer — 9.5/10

What team is Nathan Scott playing for? #OTH