Smoking weed and googling things

went out to shoot the moonrise but bumped into some models instead- normal in new zealand

25 has got 23 and 24 beat for the worst year of my life

the mundane joy of getting free things on your birthday being stripped away over the course of your lifetime in favor of being forced to pay a minimum of $10 for the ground you stand on

most days i do well, but there are still some when hearing my government name out of my parents' mouths makes me want to hang and flay myself. the only comfort being in knowing that i'm not who they're taking to or about.

💰 The House of Representatives has used $300K of taxpayer dollars as hush money in sexual harassment allegations against former members ... newly released documents show. bit.ly/48LbG2R

I’ve got a great idea… Just rename this app to ‘HATE’

circle so small that when my phone rings i know its scammers

swishes my tail

weird and gay and broke

been long since i've had a good potato salad

dakota got me a slingshot for my birthday 😎

>i come to work >i sit on the carpet >play >leave

it was super hard to narrow it down but imo 1-12 are peak