You can hold bitcoin and risk that maybe, if several gargantuan quantum engineering problems are solved at scale and at fantastic speed, and you hold your coins in a vulnerable address, and bitcoin fails to upgrade, someone might theoretically be able to run a currently

whales are so small now haha april fools still big

april fool’s day 10 years ago: uh oh! we’re wendy’s and all of our burgers are triangles now! tee hee april fool’s day now: ronald mcdonald was on the island and burger king has footage to prove it

I’m starting to freak out that every restaurant chain has a Gen Z social media manager

Some of the most underinvested areas in frontier biology that could accelerate civilizational progress: - Cheap, large-scale DNA synthesis (writing entire chromosomes or full organisms) - Real-time, non-destructive RNA sequencing in living cells - Highly accurate AI-powered

Hey Chick-fil-A, Inc. Open the F*ckin’ restaurant on Sundays, you crazy b*stards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah

Y’all are acting like you’ve never seen a 79 year-old sexual predator wake up on Easter Morning, snort some Adderall and insult the world’s 2 billion Muslims while threatening war crimes against a country he illegally attacked to distract you from ‘Epstein Files’ before?

These are the Twitter/X accounts with the most engagement so far in 2026. I suppose I had some intuition for how bad it was, but jeez, this is what you get when the ecosystem is broken.

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Actual quotes from President Trump: Trump’s “victory timeline” claims. Mar 3: "We won the war." Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully. March 10: practically nothing left to target Mar 11: “You

Burn it all down and let’s just start over. The world is cooked

Those who pray are aware of their own limitations; they do not kill or threaten with death. Instead, death enslaves those who have turned their backs on the living God, turning themselves and their own power into a mute, blind and deaf idol (Ps 115:4–8), to which they sacrifice

I am a Web3 Ambassador at World Liberty Financial. There are 12 of us on the team page. 4 are named Trump. 3 are named Witkoff. The page calls us "the passionate minds shaping the future of finance." 600,000 wallets bought our memecoin. They lost $3.87 billion. The family

i can't stop watching this vid of this northridge college volleyball beast diva lolll

Oh. My. Jesus.

I’ve been waiting to hear this joke for 30 years 😂

Strategy is proposing to pay semi-monthly dividends on $STRC, instead of monthly. No change to the annual dividend obligations or dividend rate. These proposed changes are intended to stabilize price, dampen cyclicality, drive liquidity, and grow demand.

Old urinals are out for 2026. #PBUnderPressure is all new tonight at 9|8c 🫡

You can't make this up: Iran's Speaker of the Parliament just commented on "vibe-trading" digital crude oil prices and US Treasuries. He concludes with the Bloomberg Terminal command "EUCRBRDT Index GP <GO>." This is the command for Dated Brent oil prices, as shown below. On

I have built a spreadsheet. It has 847 rows. Each row is a community bank in the United States with a market cap below $200 million, a price-to-tangible-book ratio under 0.85, a non-performing loan ratio below 0.4%, and a CEO who has been in the role for at least twelve years. I