Ceedee and the cowboys are now on my shit list.

.Round Rock Express is getting some series 💪 Blaine Crim has been promoted to Triple-A Round Rock. Congrats, Blaine!

One minute you’re stealing a car, the next you’re being choked unconscious by a high schooler whispering “my pleasure” in your ear

Whoever made this deserves a Grammy

BIG GUY FAKE PUNT HURDLE TD MACTION

Asdrubal Cabrera just knocked the living shit out of the batter that pimped a homer off of his pitcher. WINTER LEAGUE IS CHAOS @Starting9

Today is my 32nd birthday. Over the last month, I asked several 90-year-olds what advice they would give to their 32-year-old selves. Here's the life advice everyone needs to hear:

Everyone keeps asking me what happened with the door dash guy on the court at tonights game. Here was my angle. A thread...

Collecting the biggest baseball coincidences ever. Please contribute. I'll start. Khris Davis hit .247 in 2015. Khris Davis hit .247 in 2016. Khris Davis hit .247 in 2017. Khris Davis hit .247 in 2018.

With LSU’s baseball championship it now leads the SEC in most national titles a across all sports. #1 #LSU 51 #2 #Arkansas 50 #3 #Florida 47 #4 #Georgia 33 #5 #Bama 28 #6 #Tennesee 16 #6 #Auburn 16 #8 #Kentucky 15 #9 #TAMU 13 #10 #Vanderbilt 6 #11 #SouthCarolina 5 #12 #OleMiss 3

Biden just LIED about 9/11 Joe said he was at Ground Zero the day after the attack. Nope. CSPAN shows Joe on the Senate floor on 9/12/2001 talking about spending the attacks in a bunker. Why lie about 9/11 terror attacks? What a filthy scumbag. x.com/JoeyMannarinoU…

Speaking in the European parliament, German MEP Christine Anderson, implores the people of the world to meet any attempt at resurrecting Covid tyranny with mass non-compliance. "They're already bringing it all back, and I would really like for you, the people, to not go along.

They don’t even feel the need to hurry. Just casually load up and walk out calmly, because they know nothing will happen as long as they stay below $950. Places like San Francisco and Chicago are falling apart, and sooner or later, retail chains will just leave 🚨🚨🚨 I am

🔥Russell Brand highlights prior warnings from Hillary Clinton, VP Kamala Harris, and Senator Amy Klobuchar that the U.S. election system is connected to the internet, compromised, and vulnerable to hackers. See the detailed 70-post thread below.👇 x.com/KanekoaTheGrea…

All Love For 3 💛

2 years later and I can finally talk about this ⬇️

You literally asked terrorists to film their war crimes using a different camera angle

“It took my breath away.” —Dr. Drew on the new study shows 50% of young men who got myocarditis after the vaccine now have permanent heart damage and he doesn’t understand why this isn’t front page news. And he recommends injured students sue any school that mandated it.

This is unreal 😭 "Don't take this the wrong way, but we are already on no-hitter alert. Yoshinobu Yamamoto, before he throws a single pitch tonight against the Marlins." Miami's Jazz Chisholm takes the first pitch deep.

COL - Blaine Crim 3-run HR (1) 📏 439 ft | 💨 107.9 mph | 📐 24° ⚾️ 81.9 mph sweeper (SDP - LHP JP Sears) 🏟️ Out in 30/30 MLB parks COL (3) @ SDP (1) 🔺 4th #Rockies