one exam away from majoring in being a stay at home mom

The fact that i procrastinate and still get shit done is the reason i can’t stop procrastinating

the older i get the more i realize how amazing and wonderful my mom really is like wow i love that girl

being in your early 20’s is weird... my best friend is getting married my other best friend threw up on my dog last night

So like when are me and my friends gonna stop sharing our locations with each other? Like are we gonna be married and have kids and still text each other like “you dropping Timmy off at school?”

me: yeah I’ll be there in 5 mins my friends who have my location: bitch you 20 mins away me: x.com/teedasian/stat…

bro why am i so skeptical of any other car i see driving around at 2 am.. like i know why I’M out... why YOU drivin around this late

how ima be eating when the restaurants open back up. 😌