It’s so hard being an authority on secret things I never talk about. I’ve basically reinvented freemasonry out of shyness

#mydaughteremilie

Bro last night was a hate crime

Not much if I’m being honest

I tried to read thus spoke zarathustra again and my cat said NO!!!!!!!

HOW WAS YOUR SUMMER ?

How do we want to answer that question in 6 months ?

Now’s the chance — set yourself up for success this summer.

So when they ask, we’ll say

“Great summer”

Florida! (gunshot gunshot gunshot gunshot gunshot) is a hell of a drug! Love this song.

15 alarms ready to go to ensure that I’m up and on that laptop for 10am SHARP tomorrow morning

Being bloodsoaked running down the street probably feels good asf as a horse

Only options for yoga studios are chunky agate necklace or Apple Store

Texting my sister, who just got into a PhD at Oxford, “do you think our laziness and inability to work hard is like genetic”

In spite of everything I feel a zest for life today.

It’s been a long road but my boyfriend says these kinds of things all by himself now (cant tell you what it’s about tho)

The perfect marriage is probably Christian influencer wife (empowering women to girlboss for christ) and Christian barber husband (giving ethnically ambiguous men fades for Christ). and their newborn is named Zyon

'cult mtl best of list' is like if zoos could poll all the animals about their opinions and visitors could read the results and go : ) and I mean that in such a nice way.

She’s definitely devisive.

Dainty doily ribbon angels ever so delicately writing whispered poems onto a napkin in the psych ward 🥀

“Sometimes my heart is so filled with love… that I feel I might cry…”

#SimoneWeil