ICE IN HIS VEINS

It’s officially October

grab ethan’s phone to look at his nephew and his friend group chat pops up. this fool told them “the old lady said i cant play w you guys tonight”. funny bc he never asked 🧐 but he also admitted that he listens to me so can i really be mad? 😂

when ethan makes me mad he goes straight to the tv and finds a movie starring THE ROCK. MY FAVORITE HUMAN/BIGGEST HUNK. then E looks at me and says “happy now”??? like seriously how am i supposed to say no...

don’t get me wrong it’s nice of guys to try to help spot me on a heavy set of squats without me asking but actually plz don’t. i got this one sweetie. go back to your curls 🙄

what to expect on your day off if you work nights: wake up at 4:30. do laundry. make coffee. browse the social media. clean kitchen. do dishes. light candles. vacuum. wipe down every available surface. mop whole house. brush dog. done by 8:30.

#RUNITBACK

chiefs headed to the bowl AND I JUST FOUND OUT I WORK FEBRUARY 7th 🥲 nurse schedules are 🥴🤡

WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!

This is leadership 💯 Patrick Mahomes II Travis Kelce

last night at work i had a pt whose iv kept alarming.after the millionth time of going into the room i rolled my eyes and said “IM GOING TO HAVE AN ANEURYSM.this is why i DONT want kids” only for a pts family member to be standing behind me to say “oh honey it’s okay” thx sir 🙃

yesterday my dad texted ethan and said “hey that was really cool of you to take Court to get her nails done, but ya know what else would look good on her finger?” OK RYAN 🐸☕️

Just sayin’... I liked last years Joe better.

ethan just suggested that instead flowers at our wedding we should have an olive branch so i don’t argue and just have peace.... someone come get this clown 🤡

The real shortage in this country is common sense.

Well well well, how the turntables...

hot girls eat pickles straight out of the jar over their kitchen sink

the one time καtιε cøøpεr, Jayden Rudzik, and i want to go for drinks in kc OF COURSE we would try to go to the same place pat mahomes was celebrating his birthday….and NOT be allowed in🙃

the greatest rap song of this generation

Canceling student debt is a tax on the most responsible people in the country. Forcing people who worked hard to repay their loans or those who didn't have the luxury of going to college, to subsidize people who wasted $$$ on worthless gender study degrees is a slap in the face.