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Catherine McClintock

@cazziecomedy

Cazzie is my party name but my parties have dip instead of cocaine. Aussie-based comedian & slightly smug Canadian ... aren't we all?

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My comedy festival show is over. I don’t know what to do with myself now that I’m not checking my sales every 5 minutes and FB/Insta-stalking my audience.

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My favourite Olympic sport is checking out the guys in skin tight shorts/bodysuits. Are they to the left? The right? Tiny dick in the front? Penises are weird.

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Lockdown Look On The Bright Side Hey Mums, look on the bright side! You can use your calcified heels that desperately need a pedicure to loofah the rest of your body.

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So glad that instead of being awake because of his snoring, I’m now awake with hot smelly CPAP breath blowing in my face. #comedy #marriedlife #theicks

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I’ve reached the age where I have stopped worrying about upsetting people on Facebook. Possibly anybody still using FB is that age, tbh.