Wow, Hatsune Miku!!!! 🥬

this video just healed me

@Kennyaberdeen Para Handy Ofgem Michael Shanks MP PROFITEERING GREED. You’re welcome.

Nobody is scared of a man that’s 5ft 5in, Stephen. You silly Oompa Loompa.

And by “be shaggy”, I assume you mean; make a giant sandwich and solve mysteries with

Elon has my account throttled because he doesn’t want anyone to see this tweet.

Ratio

In the name of the Farter, the Pump, and the Holy Gust 😜

Nobody gets my Stay Tuned memes.

So I just thought of a thing that statistically 49% of the population needs to be aware of. When guys say "I'm fine" it's a lie, but it doesn't mean 'ask me why I'm not fine' it means 'shits fucked up, you do not want to know how why or who, just give me an hour and a whiskey'

undertaker thought he cooked by saying “you can choose me and kane or you can choose batista” like yeah man i choose batista even if politics werent involved

.....is that????

My brain: okay we need to get 8 hours sleep. My brain after 3 hours sleep:

WWE 2K25 will include WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump so half of you can let New Day beat the shit out of him and the other half can hope no one sees who you let Trump beat up for fear of being cancelled #Merch

Good choice, pick the one you can import without catching another charge

This thing is able to kill the memory of Shinzo Abe, not just the man

On reflection, it was unfair to say that Sarwar told his MP's at Westminster to vote for the cuts. More accurately, he stood back and did fuck all while they voted to cut the winter fuel payment. He's a charlatan.

Time this TV tax was binned. Glenn Campbell's performance on Thursday evening when he misled viewers over Scottish Labour's winter fuel payment behaviour is one of many reasons the TV licence needs to go. Political bias, overt or subtle, shouldn't be publicly funded.