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Look! The pro-mass surveillance neo feudalist company thinks it gets to tell us what the country should look like!

BREAKING: Apple is replacing CEO Tim Cook with Senior VP of Hardware Engineering, John Ternus.

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Apple just invented not replacing your CEO with an indian guy what will they think of next

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BREAKING: Trump is expected to reclassify marijuana to a less regulated Schedule III as soon as today, per Axios

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Yall ready to get disappointed tonight cowboys fans

Capitalism breeds innovation.

A CHAD might mog, But when the JESTER performs Even the KING sits to listen.

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BREAKING: A Syrian billionaire needed U.S. sanctions lifted so he could cash in on $12 billion in reconstruction contracts, per NYT. In an attempt to influence American foreign policy, he proposed a Trump-branded golf course, cut Jared Kushner & Ivanka Trump into a

55th overall pick. Labeled a “bust” Star teammate 9 inches deep in his mom. Still outplayed the 3rd overall pick in the draft. Some people are just built for this.

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