I can too live off of deli sandwiches and cereal. Fuckin' watch me!

Don't think this day has ever felt so foreign..

Sometimes I hope I've fucked up for the last time.

Still not used to all the quiet. But at least the pain is something familiar.

Just realized it was Valentine's Day. Way to fucking go Barton.

My hero

I'd sell my soul for chili cheese fries

Clint Barton @RedStar_Cipher

Clint Barton

" @RedStar_Cipher what's the point of doing all this 'spring cleaning' if we're just gonna keep making shit dirty?" They're thirty minutes into cleaning out a closet and he's already given up hope. "This is my stuff closet Buck! This is where my stuff goes."

By the end of this lockdown I’m gonna watch every shitty on Amazon, even if it kills @RedStar_Cipher . You’re welcome.

Now this gives ideas.

Clint Barton

Hey everyone, this Independence Day remember to be kind. And fuck right off with your fireworks.

I won't be fooled!

I regret telling you anything about snails. I feel attacked. Is this how you get someone's attention?! {He's fighting back the urge to gag, he's failing}

I swear I only fell down one flight of stairs.. maybe two. @RedStar_Cipher