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My husband did cocaine on our wedding night. That was the first time I knew he did drugs. ON OUR WEDDING NIGHT!!! God I'm stupid.

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When my wife goes out, I'll crank up some disco and let loose. I may be chubby and white and aging, but I've still got it. Oh yes I do!

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I had a full conversation with my boss in the hallway just 30 seconds after ejaculating into her assistant's mouth in the computer room.

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Whenever someone from a personal ad mentions their weight, I consider it to be their e-weight. For their real weight, I add 20 pounds.

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I want to install nanny cams all over the house ~ not to catch the nanny ~ but to catch my wife hitting the kids after the nanny leaves.

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Wait long enough and the Check Engine light goes off by itself. Took about a year. Guess the problem fixed itself. Or the bulb burned out.