bitches are built like this and y’all expect me to be confident in my body??? yeah, no.

do you think men twitch so much in their sleep because their bodies can’t handle not saying something stupid for that long so it finds another way to be annoying

I’m so mad I never grew boobs

don’t fruninsngv teeet

I’ve found someone I never wanna lose

if my boo’s reading this, I miss you

Thank you Chick-fil-A, Inc. for ruining my morning by filling my coffee to the brim with ice when i asked for light ice giving me literally 3 sips.

Me: “I’m gonna be productive when I get home & get some chores done” Also me when I get home: x.com/bestialsvids/s…

Da Crib University has some strict RAs

Bora Bora will see me and the loml one day, I’m speaking it into existence x.com/earthvisuals/s…

Men don’t even appreciate a good bra & panty set. “TAkE tHeSe OfF” did you even look at it 🥺😒

you said forever now I drive alone past your street