I operate a mildly successful charity and hold several degrees. I like to think this means I'm smart. I just spent almost an hour finding rhymes for 'again', only to realize that my character is English and therefore the pronunciation (and rhyme) is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. F-

I hate first drafts of songs so much. So much. So, so much.

Ok. I'm never making shoes again.

I feel like the phantom of the opera in the sense that I feel an intense urge to hide from the public, wear a mask, and demand money from the bourgeoisie.

How can I kill my darlings, when I only birth bastards? #WritingCommunity

The made up Yiddish in Rick and Morty episode 2 gives me life

TMJ has gotten so bad I can't chew anymore. Anyone have any recs for good smoothie recipes, and pureed soups?

My degree in math is very rarely useful, but the few times it is are sooooooooooo satisfying

Someone stole $1,000 from my bank account, and United Bank is doing nothing about it. So much for 24/7 customer support.

Snuggles from Basil. #dogsoftwitter

Today was a good day.

is it hoo-ston or hyoo-ston

My mom went to school with Stephen Colbert, and I'd love to chat with him (since he's such a theatre nerd) about the musical I'm writing, and to hear if he has any funny stories about my mom. She played The Woman in Death of a Salesman btw.

Ok folks, I don't agree with the way m**k is running his newly acquired business, and I certainly don't agree with his tantrum like behavior. I think it's time to uninstall. Much love. Come support my Patreon if you want. patreon.com/cashcomposer