❤️❤️❤️ LET ME TELL YOU ‘BOUT MY BEST FRIEND ❤️❤️❤️

YOU LOVE ME!!!!

JADEY LOVES ME!!!!

Mainly unicorns.

“Nobody” #iykyk

…ooopsies…

Hehe I’m fine Andre. Just hiding from Jade! But thanks for asking! Please don’t tell her my location…

…but you’re already Jade…do your insides have a different name…?

If I had to name my insides, I’d call them Jessica!

Oh I like that name!

Hmmm…so this is what I was imagining when Jadey said she was in Greece…turns out it’s a place too! How cool! Feeling: smarticle 🌈

I just learned that too! How amazing! Life is great!

I miss you too! And they’re good! He’s good! We’re…doing stuff together…as a family…?

“I’m Jade! I like to drink coffee and boss people around and buy my nieces and nephews TOO MANY PRESENT THEY’LL NEVER USE OH MY GOSH THEY’RE JUST CHILDREN JADE THEY DO NOT NEED THIS MUCH STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and I don’t like ducks either.” Thee end!

So you don’t want me to hug them for you or…? Unclear.

It’s the “buying expensive things to make up for my boyfriend’s amnesia” for me 😘 (respectfully)

So we’ll both hug them? And then hug each other? Both? Neither? First aid? Lemonade?

Stop what…

HUGS FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!

Me, every morning in the giant bed I made us buy