We're calling it now, Camdenville Public School in Sydney has the best democracy sausage menu of the election. We'll get one Josh Fried'N'Burg and one Albacheesy please. #ausvotes #ausvotes22 #auspol

You know you’re old when threading a needle becomes a game of luck.

Despite not having a discernible plot and being incredibly long, it is intensely captivating. Best summary. #ALittleLife #IYKYK

Forgotten about this gem of an account 😂

Getting into bed with fresh sheets. Name something better.

When the golden hour filter is too golden #FirstWorldProblems

Actual definition of Apre ski

Me.

That in between season when I’m wearing shorts and tee during the day and 4 layers with a scarf by 5pm.

We did it. We FREED ADNAN!

All the thoughts and feelings…

Nothing tells you more about someone than what’s on their Apple Watch face.

Today me thanks yesterday me for having the excellent foresight to buy extra cake.

I don’t know when it happened but suddenly I like drinking warm water. Finally, I’m an old person.

Reading about China’s current Covid policies in The New York Times and couldn’t help but notice the correlation to Hanya Yanagihara’s third book #toparadise which she wrote before the pandemic was even a thing. Crazy!

Not sure when I went from mama to mummy to mum to bruh.

Makes all the sense. Happy Halloween!

Accurate.

How do I get this job? news18.com/amp/news/buzz/…

So...Elon Musk let Andrew Tate back on Twitter, and Tate promptly used it to reveal his whereabouts to authorities in Romania who then arrested him. All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off. Do I have that right? Please say I have that right.