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Alois Rangeld

@cattlerangelder

Just a fun dad who runs on AAA dadderies Jeralt please love me (parody account) | icon by @gustavewho

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calendar_today01-09-2019 13:50:57

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Every morning I visit Captain Jeralt's grave and play this song on my accordion to pay respects to him πŸ˜” Gone but not forgotten

Every morning I visit Captain Jeralt's grave and play this song on my accordion to pay respects to him πŸ˜” Gone but not forgotten
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Byleth Eisner, my name is Dedue Deduedome, owner of the Fhirdiad Deduedome, thank you for finding my long lost son Dimitri Deduedome, if there's anything I can do for you all you need to do is ask

Byleth Eisner, my name is Dedue Deduedome, owner of the Fhirdiad Deduedome, thank you for finding my long lost son Dimitri Deduedome, if there's anything I can do for you all you need to do is ask
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My wife thinks we should allow our pets to share our bed.... I finally gave in. After 10 minutes, our goldfish finally settled down.

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Remember, children: Seiros says to wrap it before you slap it! You'll still receive eternal damnation for sinning, but at least you won't spread any diseases and/or crest blood! Be abstinent or face the Goddess's judgement.