I'm at this stage of aunty-ing where half the time on my phone is spent looking at photos of my niece and wanting to show any random person near me because I can't deal

The more I look for a room in London, the more I wonder why I'm looking for a room in London

“Your enemy is NOT the refugee. Your enemy is the one who MADE him a refugee” #armsales #AfghanLivesMatter

• If you export bombs • Don’t complain about importing refugees

.Governor Kevin Stitt the world is watching and we're counting on you to make the right decision to stop the wrongful execution of Julius Jones; an innocent man. #JusticeForJulius

STOLEN GEAR (a thread): please share & keep an eye out full descriptions & images under the ‘stolen’ highlight on my instagram page

Who still needs to file their tax return but in stead is sat googling pictures of Mandrills smiling?

Did anyone not cry when Dave said, "I'm just a guy who really loves music" ?

My American flatmate referring to a guy as "butt hurt" after I bruised his ego is my favourite response in the history of male entitlement

Disgusting and deluded. Insulting teachers and nurses in a desperate - and doomed - attempt to save Boris Johnson This is the face of today’s Conservative Party.

I was admiring another woman's outfit on the tube this morning and then I realised we were pretty much wearing the same thing and somewhere in there is probably a profound life lesson I can't articulate this early on a wednesday x

Tories going as far to avoid blame as attempting to drag down nurses and teachers with them is so Tory

A girl I met yday asked how old I am and when i told her 31, she replied, "you don't look a day over 23" and before I could get ahead of myself she followed up with, "jokes"..and if you see me looking like this over the week just know it's because I'm remembering that moment

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Brazil is at 70 in the midweek singles chart. Would be my first top 100 single EVER lmao. Stream my new song i think it’s gonna be big. open.spotify.com/track/4sNG6zQB… music.apple.com/gb/album/brazi…

If I had a pound for everytime someone asked if my name was spelt correctly when I'm clearly the one who spelt it, I probably still couldn't afford to enjoy life right now but I'd have some extra pounds

Wasn't expecting to have any highlights from a festival I didn't attend, but Kacey Musgraves referring to the Welsh flag as 'the dragon flag' definitely changed that

The facts are that you don't have a womb, so your opinion on what happens within one is invalid and irrelevant.