I’d sell my soul for a McChicken rn

Idk why I’m so tired lately😅

Six years of Molly🩷🐾

Planning on going to Portugal this month solely because my wine rack is too bare

All I’ve done this year is party, have good hair and love on my cats

Today is my parent’s 37th and my grandparent’s 64th wedding anniversaries. And then there’s me 😅

The GFs🩷

If I had a boyfriend I would make him come to Tahiti with me

Deer: 0 Me: …also 0

Had a little accident on my way to work and ended up at the pool in Cancun in time for happy hour. Today was a roller coaster.

I’ve been in 3 countries today. I need a drink.

i'm not my mother and i'm not my father but a third worse thing their daughter

being a 5’8 woman trying to sit on a man’s lap is humiliating i feel like one of those big ass dogs that hasn’t figured out it isn’t a puppy anymore yet

Sent an are you mad at me text and haven’t heard from him in days

I watched one plane fly overhead of us and another underneath of us in the opposite direction tonight at sunset and it was the coolest thing I’ve ever witnessed

Watching TikToks on my hotel balcony overlooking the San Diego Bay because even professional travelers don’t always sleep well

This is who runs this account

Some of us were in AP English but 3rd grade math

Happy wedding day ℒ🍎 ✨👰🏼‍♀️💐

Another hotel another pool afternoon☀️