tour guide at the capitol: do you know why there are thirteen statues in this room? my kid: is it because of taylor swift

just saw some girl on threads say that noah kahan doesn’t miss if you grew up as an eldest daughter with a undiagnosed mental illness and i think i’d like to press charges

FUND THE ARTS!!!

We all fight for human rights in Palestine.

i’m literally that girl outside the eras tour when taylor played exile

i gotta be the only human in the world who’s received a voice mail like this

does anyone know how to get the light back into my eyes

honestly if u look past the fact that im fucked in the head im really a lovable woman

☹️

I don’t care the intent. Any remix of that MAGA hat is corny as shit.

There was a time in my life when I didn’t know who Erika Kirk was and I really took that for granted.

I am so confused Columbia Records one of ur biggest artists halsey 🌸 is releasing a deluxe version of their album tonight and there is …… no promo …………. U want ur artists to do well but ur not helping promote it????? #confused

@ columbia

crazy alcoholic guy across the street is flashing a strobe light at a police helicopter and yelling “get outta my airspace you fucking pigs” and i do in fact have to give it to him this time

this diva

Sir why are you on the air fryer

it’s always "you’re autistic" and never "thank you for telling me everything about the gay rumors that have plagued taylor swifts career since the very beginning"

this drip >>>

I posted this on Instagram yesterday and got flooded with comments of relief that this gag in The Devil Wears Prada 2 was created by an actual human (me), so I figured I’d also post it here because I think these companies should get their flowers when they hire an artist.