HAIL??

I hate my neighbor that I can hear screaming at her crying baby

Guy I went to high school with LITERALLY posted “I may be aging but at least my hairline is intact” with a completely age appropriate receding hairline. My guy….

Oh my god Trump is nonsensical

HE LITERALLY THINKS ASYLUM SEEKERS ARE PEOPLE FROM INSANE ASYLUMS

MY BLOOD PRESSURE IS TOO HIGH

We’d like to announce that while we are not a hotel, we are a concept of a hotel.

Listening to the The Fray today and reminiscing about the absolute chokehold How To Save a Life had on my entire generation

Believe women Even when their ex husbands are all over social media calling her an attention whore or saying she’s looking for sympathy or playing the victim or… Believe women

No single men in Girdwood, Alaska confirmed

I don’t need the pumpkin Le Creuset I don’t need the pumpkin Le Creuset I don’t need the pumpkin Le Creuset I don’t need the pumpkin Le Creuset

I have a king bed all to myself and I was eating Taco Bell in it and watching Jurassic Park and I spilled a bunch of shredded cheese on one side so I switched to the other side to go to sleep after the movie. A+ would recommend not living with someone else and having a King bed

Fuck you 😘

When people I know for a fact (they’re open about it) are taking weight loss medication and they get scary thin, it freaks me out. They don’t look like themselves anymore and I hate it.

I’ll stop procrastinating at 1:15 Aw shit I missed it 1:30 now Oh damn missed it again 1:45

remember when it was January yesterday?

Thinking about the time I said “oh you got that good filter on” to someone who wanted to take a selfie with me and then they acted offended and never posted it 😂

Anchorage plows really said fuck u in particular

Machine Gun Kelly sounds like if AI made pop punk music

Where art thou? Why not uponeth me?