Normalize chasing down and taking photos with your hypothetical / fictional children from a show that ended almost a decade ago and tagging your [fictional] boyfriend / former coworker on main every time

Things escalated very quickly. #CalvinandHobbes #ClassicCalvin

First of all…. Happy International Women’s Day

My fitness hot take is that the best workout is the one you will do, and any movement is better than no movement. I don’t care if it’s jumping in a trampoline or being attached to a bungee and bouncing around or walking 1mph, it’s exercise and it matters.

THE LOCKSMITH 🇮🇹🔒

i’m beginning to think that this year team usa is a social experiment to create the least likable team possible

lol we can disagree about movies or music or sports or whatever we can’t disagree about whether or not black lives matter or if a woman should have the right to choose what to do with her body or if immigrants should be treated like humans this shit really ain’t that hard

"Bread is bad for you," "rice is bad for you"—sorry, I'm not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. I love you, carbs.

The United States Postal Service, USPS, doesn’t “lose” money. It costs money. It’s a public service. Don’t fall for the privatization propaganda.

Here’s the thing. We are going to HATE the next democratic president. Because they’re going to have to spend 4 years fixing our incredibly broken govt while figuring out how to restore our economy while mending nearly all our international relationships. All while addressing a

The Dodgers have talent. Plenty of it. But they’ve managed to cultivate a group where that talent doesn’t turn on each other. No squabbling over roles or egos. Rarely any disharmony. On how that clubhouse could steward a post-Kershaw era (free to read): nytimes.com/athletic/71438…

Sometimes baby girl is the most evil team in baseball

WELCOME TO 2026 THE DODGERS KICK OFF THEIR SEASON WITH A DUB THE OFFENSE WENT NUTS YAMAMOTO AND THE BULLPEN DID THEIR THING I'VE MISSED BASEBALL SO MUCH

Incredible season. Gut wrenching ending. Hate it for the players. Hate it for Scheyer. Hate it for the fans. In a world filled with a lot of pain, you brought a lot of joy this season. So thanks for the ride, squad. You’re all great young men. Got your back.

Some of yall Duke fans kill me. All of a sudden, Scheyer isn't made for this and we need a new coach...LOL... Bye Felicia. Yall aint really fans. Yall are spoiled.

I don't want to see nobody talking shit about Duke if their CBB team hasn't been relevant since the Bush Jr administration, go back to your caves

Oh brother, here come the “Scheyer can’t coach” posts 😑 One thing I can’t stand — FRONT RUNNERS! If you were quiet when Duke was winning, at least have the guts to take the losses too. Yeah, they sting, but the man’s lost 7 games in two seasons — with kids‼️ Be real — you’re

Ketanji Brown Jackson was the only judge to vote no. Once again, it’s always black women trying to save us. Fuck them rest of them judges…ESPECIALLY Sonia Sotomayor and Elena Kagan.

i am SOBBING this is the sweetest thing ever 😭😭😭

born too late to see dinosaurs, too early to see flying cars but just in time to see shohei ohtani play for the dodgers