I have a baby napping on my chest and watching Astros playoff baseball. Life is good

If this isn’t Astros baseball in October, idk what is

Let’s goooo

Playoff baseball is a million times better on the radio

I legit cannot believe we have people believing the government controls the weather. Absolutely insane

There’s a war on sleep in my house and I gotta say, it’s not going well.

Motherhood is so weird. Some days you would kill for 20 minutes to yourself to shower/eat/pump etc and some days you’re like ecstatic about a contact nap.

Some days motherhood goes the right way all day. Other days you gotta hand the baby off and lay on the closet floor. You never know which one it’s gonna be

The fact that the people of this country can’t see the parallels of rhetoric towards immigrants in this country to fascist leaders in Europe in the 1930s/40s is astounding to me.

Going back to work tomorrow and I am not okay 😭

I think people judging my postpartum body is more jarring than any judgements/looks I got when I was pregnant.

It’s 6:30 and I’ve already pumped, fed the baby, had first breakfast and coffee, done some work and sent the email I needed to. Gotta love working mom life??

Did I pick my baby up from daycare early so we could squeeze in a contact nap? Yes, yes I did.

Currently in my baby bedtime ~anxiety~ era

I am so confused about *where* in Texas this Ransom Canyon show takes place??? Like outside Austin but somehow close to Lubbock??? 🫠

These 5-5:30 baby wake ups are slowly driving me crazy. Is it time to wake up for the day?? Do I put her back to sleep?? 🤷🏼‍♀️ rough stuff over here.

Fall candle, a family nap, and the first Oktoberfest beer of the season. Inject those fall vibes into my veins and give me some Texans football

Get absolutely rocked Rodgers

Potentially week 3 of having a sick kid. Send good vibes only pls

Freaking state secret trying to figure out how to watch The Masters