Rock County carcass contest has no beef in the select (lowest) category. We rule.

Bacon! Pulled pork! Ham!

Story about the best looking guy at the fair.

I made my first gif today. I would showcase it, but there's a lot of tongue. #mustusetwittermore #boomertweet

Marvelous

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Has anyone seen my imitation of a Hooters waitress pouring ketchup? It's not to be missed.

"It's a little bit like giving a cat a bath," Rock County 4-Her on washing her chicken.

Frizzle chickens have feathers that go out and forward, like a full body comb over/comb forward. God, I love the fair.

Police log item: XXXX was traveling westbound when a turkey vulture flew into the roadway and struck causing him to lose control of the motorcycle. XXX was transported to the hospital. The motorcycle sustained was removed from the scene. The turkey vulture was found deceased.

I have shot the 30-50 feral hogs that were in the backyard and which were probably terrorizing your children Forgive me they were porcine so feral and so piggy

It turns out that the young people are leaving me out of group chats with Nate Jackson. #hurtful

Twitter wants me to tag the people in this photo. From right: Mr Potato Head, bear, Mr. Carrot Head, MPH2, Mr. Cucumber Head, Mr. Green Pepper Head and MPH3. They're like the Kardashians, but more interesting.

Janesville man brings bees to George Floyd protest. Just in case. bit.ly/36YOEVj

Here's what I want to know: Has Shawn Sensiba's head exploded yet?

I hope this news doesn't diminish that super important landscape press conference. Because I'm having trouble with broadleaf weeds and was really hoping for some tips.

What's the big deal about a press conference at a landscaping firm? Maybe Ivanka needed mulch.

Watch party Shawn Sensiba !!!

Exactly.

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