His name is Dexter Fowler.

A lunar lander being behind schedule is not a new thing. It’s literally why the order of Apollo 8 and 9’s missions were switched.

Please help if you can. It is bad.

We have nothing

EMERGENCY I need car seats for my kids asap. I can no longer transport them, this is urgent. Please help!!

Even 2000 years ago people understood that death is not something anyone comes back from. That’s why, when it actually happened, it was a big enough deal that we’re still talking about it today.

Man Schwarbs is strong.

My mother, brilliant teacher that she was (and who also loved this movie), turned this into a lesson for her theology students about sacrificial love.

The classic post-dentist visit smile.

Having recently seen Hundreds of Beavers, my main takeaway is that I kind of want to try applejack.

Captain Jellico says Riker is “willful.” Like, yeah. Congrats on learning his first name.

RIP Captain Haynes.

I lost my cause and it was a race between St. Anthony and St. Jude to see who could help me first.

This seems less than ideal.

Hugh Jackman as Wolverine.

What I wouldn’t give for another call like this.

I would consider the United Flight 232 disaster to be the greatest example of disaster management and crisis engineering ever if no one had died. As it stands, I consider it number 2 after the safe return of Apollo 13. It’s still a miracle that *anyone* survived 232.

ColonBroom and photoshop? What are we even doing anymore?